I wrote two papers this quarter that may be of interest of someone, sometime, somewhere. The first is a look at the object model of php 5. It can be found here. The second is a more in depth look at relational database theory. It can be found here. Although the papers were written for a technical writting class and had to meet certain criteria, time and attention were put into these works and could prove to be a good read for someone.
Quote from Seinfeld:
JERRY: The other thing I love is when you’re in the middle of a dream, and the alarm goes off. You incorporate the sound of the alarm into the dream, so you can keep sleeping. And you’ll make any adjustment in the dream to do it.
I experienced this today. A car that couldn’t start was right outside of my window. And the people were trying to start this car for what seemed like an hour. In my dream I went outside and was talking to these people to see what the problem was. I talked to a tripple A mechanic and Irvine police. And then finally the car started and it was time for me to wake up. Very interesting to say the least.
Today we all witnessed the fall of one Shaquille O’Neal. I have been waiting for this day ever since he came out with disparaging comments against the Lakers organization and their fans. Before those comments were made I couldn’t help but root for the man who brought three championships to LA. But watching tonight I couldn’t help but grin when his awkward looking free throw attempts rattled in and out like they have so many times before. Shaq is a child. A child cannot help but make unintelligent remarks. Yes, he made unintelligent comments while he was here in LA, but never have his comments been aimed at the Laker fans.
Kobe can now breathe easy, something he hasn’t been able to do in a long time. All of the Laker miscues this season have been placed squarely on the shoulder of Mr. Bryant. Kobe can now get back to doing what he does best, playing ball.